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Joke Thread (19 SEPTEMBER 07)


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"Nasty looking crew you got to handle out there this morning, judge," said the bailiff. "Where did the cops find all those crooks?"

His Honor replied, "Hamilton, the crooks won't be here for another fifteen minutes. Those are the lawyers..."

:D

Whizkid was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.

"What are you selling young man?" Whiz asked.

"I'm not selling anything," the young man said. I'm a census taker."

"A what?" Whizkid asked (his hearing is shot you know).

"A census taker... We are trying to find out how many people are in this country."

"Well," Whizkid answered. "You're wasting your time with me, I have no idea."

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Paddy was driving a truck load of wood from Ireland to London but has no idea where he's going. Passing through Liverpool he pulls over and asks a man on a corner "is this London?" asks Paddy

"No this is Liverpool, keep going South!" replies the man

Paddy heads south and comes to Birmingham and asks another man on the street "Is this London?"

"No this is Birmingham, keep going South"

3 cities later Paddy arrives in the largest of all and stops a man...

"Is this London?" he asks.

"yes mate" replies the man

"Good, where do you want this f$^%@g wood putting?!!

:)

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