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Joke for Sep 20, 2007


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The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said,"You had a good

idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It

worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now."

The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me

adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to

church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock'n'roll gospel

choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony."

"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you open to

the new ideas of youth."

"All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest,

"But I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."

"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the

donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"

"Yes," replied the elderly priest, "And I appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign,

'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof."

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