Donster Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Although I'm not usually a nervous passenger, I became very frightened on a small commuter plane. A storm raged with sheets of rain and gale-force winds. Our first takeoff attempt was aborted because of engine trouble. We taxied back to the hangar, changed planes and then sat on the runway awaiting takeoff clearance. I remembered learning in psychology class that one method for decreasing stress and anxiety is to engage in conversations, so I turned to the man sitting next to me. "What do you do for a living?" I asked. "I'm an undertaker," he replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Oh.my. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Whizkid Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 There was a thread? I didn't see a thread. Did I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 There was a thread? I didn't see a thread. Did I? No, you did not. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No105_Archie Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 I Love MIB.....one of my favourite movies. Will Smith and T L Jones are great together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Yep, and one of the few sequel movies in which the sequel is just as good as the original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Today's thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stag Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 Damn you Whiz, That was a "Snort The Beer" moment! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: A perfect Ten! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 I'll drink to that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectre_USA Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 Dang WhizKid, you hit one outta the park with that one! Now I gotta steal it and post it over at the Pub, so I can be cool like you too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted December 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 Today's thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stag Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 Yup. That's the one that did it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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