Donster Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 The phone rang and the lady picked it up.. It was a salesman from a mortgage refinance company. "Do you have a second mortgage on your home?" "No," she replied. "Would you like to consolidate all your debts?" "I really don't have any," she said. "How about freeing up cash for home improvements?" he tried. "I don't need any. I just recently had some done and paid cash," she parried. There was a brief silence, and then he asked, "Are you looking for a husband? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Donster Posted February 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Three cell mates in a Cuban jail compared notes. "I was jailed for coming to work late." mourned the first. "They said I was trying to upset the productivity quota." "Me? I came to work early." said the second. "They said this proved I was a Capitalist spy." "And I am here for always getting to work on time." added the third. "They said this proved I had an American watch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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