Whizkid Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Irish Nursing Home A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather (Abuelo) in a nursing home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they ended up putting him in an Irish home. After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they came to visit their grandpa. "How do you like it here?" asked the grandson. "It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said Abuelo. "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone else here." "Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abuelo said with a big smile. "There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!" "There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't sat on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!" "There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!" "And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'That F*****g Mexican'!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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