Donster Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Burlington, IA, to Branson, MO. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, "I've just been molested!" The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down. A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies? About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too. The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles. "Hey Gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver. "I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I try to grab it..., it runs away...!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mane_raptor Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Whizzy went to Branson?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Sounds about right for Whizzers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 There they go again! Elder abuse! Anyway, I wouldn't be seen dead (or alive!) on a bus with a bunch of old ladies! Now, if it was a bus load of college age ladies going to Vegas, that would be different! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 There they go again! Elder abuse! Anyway, I wouldn't be seen dead (or alive!) on a bus with a bunch of old ladies! Now, if it was a bus load of college age ladies going to Vegas, that would be different! Yeah, and the next bus you'd be seen on is the state prison bus! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll make lots of friends on that bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mane_raptor Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Yeah, and the next bus you'd be seen on is the state prison bus! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll make lots of friends on that bus. Naw at his age......... a hearse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 I'm just sitting here with my shit-eating grin, thinking how y'all gonna handle the next few years of being Baby Boomers, without the locked-in Social Security check that I HAVE! Eat your hearts out, kiddies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mane_raptor Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 I'm just sitting here with my shit-eating grin, thinking how y'all gonna handle the next few years of being Baby Boomers, without the locked-in Social Security check that I HAVE! Eat your hearts out, kiddies! How we going to handle it? Simple, two words..........Soylent Green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 How we going to handle it? Simple, two words..........Soylent Green. :rofl: ... no, wait, eventually I too will be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwin Rommel Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 There they go again! Elder abuse! Anyway, I wouldn't be seen dead (or alive!) on a bus with a bunch of old ladies! Now, if it was a bus load of college age ladies going to Vegas, that would be different! Me thinkz zhat you vhill haf to schtay bald zhen--- no toupeez amongzt zhat lot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Me thinkz zhat you vhill haf to schtay bald zhen--- no toupeez amongzt zhat lot... That's OK, Rommel, I'll suffer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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