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Morning,

Cool, but sunny.

I've been out by the garage the last couple of days trying to move a pile of snow and ice away from one corner (the ice has caused the shed door to buckle) and I noticed the oder of "dead deer" while working. Didn't think much of it until I got around the side and noticed coyote tracks in the snow leading up to the southwest side of the orchard and field. There I saw a hoof sticking up out of the snow.

Ahyup, I got a dead deer in the backyard and them varmits have been using my property as a freezer! :angry:

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You said you could smell it, I don't think I want it. Maybe Whiz will buy it! :lol:

Actually, it didn't smell that bad. I know the smell, cause I've shot enough of them, and this one smelled just about like what a freshly killed deer smells like.......not any rot or anything, just that musky kind of smell.

In a couple of days, now that some of the snow has melted off of it, that will change, so if you want it, I'd say now is about the right time.

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Morning all.

Beautiful day, yes?

Mmmm! What's for brekky? Flapjacks and bacon and eggs? Yummee!

What are the boys saying on the forum this morning?

I see Stans is in fine form. Mane, good ol' Mane. What's he up to?

Stench of dead deer, eh? Hoof sticking out of snow, huh? Melting, more stench, but worse, ah?

Ugh! Suddenly, I'm not that hungry for breakfast.

;):P

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Morning all.

Beautiful day, yes?

Mmmm! What's for brekky? Flapjacks and bacon and eggs? Yummee!

What are the boys saying on the forum this morning?

I see Stans is in fine form. Mane, good ol' Mane. What's he up to?

Stench of dead deer, eh? Hoof sticking out of snow, huh? Melting, more stench, but worse, ah?

Ugh! Suddenly, I'm not that hungry for breakfast.

;):P

Congratulations! You have just been picked to participate in "Mane Raptor's Dead Dear Smell Diet Plan™"! For just the price of shipping and handling (hazardous waste), now you can loose those unsightly pounds, and not have to eat at Subway™ like that flaming homo Jared did to loose 200lbs! (He contracted Hepatitis there...that is what really caused his weight loss)

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You said you could smell it, I don't think I want it. Maybe Whiz will buy it! :lol:

And just what makes you think I'd want it, Dr Stansfield? I may be along in years but stoopid I ain't! Try Donnie!

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Hey! I eat at Subway! Quite like their food too.

I think you are mixing up eating food found in a subway with eating at Subway®.

;)

Typical Canuckie...has no clue what a true Sub sandwich really is. :rolleyes: I pity the fool. :P

And just what makes you think I'd want it, Dr Stansfield? I may be along in years but stoopid I ain't! Try Donnie!

Whiz, I got a never ending supply of dead deer available to me. Don't need to pay Mane for it. :D

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