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Blonde Joke of the Day! 09-20-04


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A Blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail off one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and the blonde was stuck again.

The neighbor suggested the blonde notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again the blonde couldn't tell them apart.

The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.


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