Chuckle of the day, 12 December, 2008

[Stans]

A refuse collector is going along a street picking up the wheeliebins and emptying them into his dust cart. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back of the house, but still can't see it. So, against the rules of the refuse collector's code but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door.

There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Japanese bloke named Itchie comes to the door.

'Harro,' says the Japanese chappie.

'Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?' asks the collector.

'I bin on toiret,' explains Itchie, a bit perplexed.

Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again. 'No mate, where's your dust bin?'

'I dust been to toiret, I toll you!' says Itchie - still perplexed, more so than usual.

'Listen mate,' says the collector, 'you're misunderstanding me. Where's your wheeliebin?'

'Ok. Ok,' replies Itchie with a sheepish grin, 'I wheelie bin havin' sex wirra wife's sistel!'

[Donster]

:rofl:

[No105_Archie]

[Whizkid]

Itchie'll rike that one!