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Are you a cowboy?

An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems everything makes me think of women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little later a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' . He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

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Because we enjoy the mental image of steaming hot coffee shooting out through your nose and onto your keyboard. :D

That was a rhetorical question, Stans! But then you knew that, right?

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