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Joke Thread (21 January 2009)

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A college student's mother is bothering him to send a photo of himself. The only photo has is one where he's totally nude. He figures he'll just cut it into half and send the top half to his mother. A few weeks later, he gets a letter from his grandmother requesting a photo. He didn't want to make her feel bad, but he had no other photo. He figured since his grandmother was practically blind, he'd just send the bottom half of his nude photo. A week later he receives a nice letter from grandmother. She wrote, "You look great, but your hairstyle makes your nose look long."


Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?

He was half nuts.


Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A: A wet nose.


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