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Gotta have a zombie plan. Absolutely.

My Plan:

1. String a wire 1-foot off the ground between the two trees in front of my house,

2. Watch the idiot, stiff-legged-walking zombies trip over wire,

3. Wait until the pile of stupid zombies is about 3 deep,

4. Get the Zamboni (Zomboni?) from the hockey rink and drive over said stacked zombies,

5. Rinse,

6. Repeat as necessary.

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Gotta have a zombie plan. Absolutely.

My Plan:

1. String a wire 1-foot off the ground between the two trees in front of my house,

2. Watch the idiot, stiff-legged-walking zombies trip over wire,

3. Wait until the pile of stupid zombies is about 3 deep,

4. Get the Zamboni (Zomboni?) from the hockey rink and drive over said stacked zombies,

5. Rinse,

6. Repeat as necessary.

Naw, the tree huggers would start screaming about the mess, how it was polluting the ground water. And the air quality would be terrible with them rotting corpses/zombies. :D

Better yet, leave the zombies alone and use your plan against the tree huggers! :lol:

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