Donster Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Q. Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball? A. Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Q. Whats the difference between Tigers Cadillac and his pitching wedge? A. He can back up his pitching wedge. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. I guess he couldnt decide between a wood and an iron. Elin found out hes not a Tiger, hes a Cheetah. Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree. Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. Shes teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger. Tigers confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it. Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. Its typical of a golferalways blame the caddy. Tigers car still runs, but it goes putt, putt, putt… Tiger Woods is tree under. Tiger woods has a lot of cars, now he has a hole in one. What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning? She was clubbing. Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever. and finally... What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandinavian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madman Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 .................................................................................................... Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Madman Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Help Tiger outrun the little woman! http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted December 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Help Tiger outrun the little woman! http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html Funny, she just keeps beating him when I play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Madman Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Funny, she just keeps beating him when I play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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