Joke of the Day! (6 March 2010)

[Donster]

Donnie and Lottie are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Donnie says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"

She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says "Shit. All I've got is thirty."

She says, "Hold on." She runs back to Donnie and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" Donnie says, "A handjob."

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE PENIS.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Donnie, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?"

[Donster]

When I checked into my motel, I said to the lady at the desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."

[Stans]

$20 says Lottie doesn't know what you posted.

[Whizkid]

For another $30 we won't e-mail her!

[Stans]

For another $30 we won't e-mail her!

Yeah, $30 sounds good to me... $30 per day. Donnie, how long can you afford to live?

[Madman]