Donster Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 The latest headlines... ARMA II: Operation Arrowhead Hands-on Preview Field of Glory v1.2.6 Patch (Matrix Games) Field of Glory - Storm of Arrows Now Available New AAR Video for Command Ops: Battles from the Bulge! Play Battlefield: Bad Company 2 to Unlock Medal of Honor M24 Slitherine Announces the Release of Airstrike Eagles of World War II Call of Duty Announcement Saturday Just Cause 2 Black Market 'Aerial' Pack Available Now! Meridian 4 Bringing ARMA II: Operation Arrowhead to North America Lead and Gold: Gangs of the Wild West Patched ATI Catalyst 10.4 WHQL Driver Suite Released Just Announced Hardware for 29 April 2010 "The Gaming & Hardware News Reporter's Union representing the COMBATSIM.COM 'Front Page News' employee has announced an end to the week and a half long strike and proclaims a complete caving in of the current ownership and management of COMBATSIM.COM. Real coffee will now be provided instead of the ersatz "grain coffee", cable internet connection will replace the current dial-up, and fully paid for by management, and a 20% wage increase this year, including free medical and dental coverage will be provided to Union employee(s) cost free. Dr. Katzenjammer and Dr. Stans will be performing any and all medical and dental exams, respectfully. Dr. Hein Kill has been released from his contract as company proctologist/dentist. Our Union employee(s) no longer require a proctologist as it has been proven that said employee(s) don't know their ass from a hole in the ground anyway, so the Union gave this concession to the ownership/management. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 "The Gaming & Hardware News Reporter's Union representing the COMBATSIM.COM 'Front Page News' employee has announced an end to the week and a half long strike and proclaims a complete caving in of the current ownership and management of COMBATSIM.COM. Real coffee will now be provided instead of the ersatz "grain coffee", cable internet connection will replace the current dial-up, and fully paid for by management, and a 20% wage increase this year, including free medical and dental coverage will be provided to Union employee(s) cost free. Dr. Katzenjammer and Dr. Stans will be performing any and all medical and dental exams, respectfully. Dr. Hein Kill has been released from his contract as company proctologist/dentist. Our Union employee(s) no longer require a proctologist as it has been proven that said employee(s) don't know their ass from a hole in the ground anyway, so the Union gave this concession to the ownership/management. Good to have you back, Herr BabenGrupenFuhrerNewzenGatherinMeister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 ArmA2 read-me sounds like a page from the Ace add-on to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 "The Gaming & Hardware News Reporter's Union representing the COMBATSIM.COM 'Front Page News' employee has announced an end to the week and a half long strike and proclaims a complete caving in of the current ownership and management of COMBATSIM.COM. Real coffee will now be provided instead of the ersatz "grain coffee", cable internet connection will replace the current dial-up, and fully paid for by management, and a 20% wage increase this year, including free medical and dental coverage will be provided to Union employee(s) cost free. Dr. Katzenjammer and Dr. Stans will be performing any and all medical and dental exams, respectfully. Dr. Hein Kill has been released from his contract as company proctologist/dentist. Our Union employee(s) no longer require a proctologist as it has been proven that said employee(s) don't know their ass from a hole in the ground anyway, so the Union gave this concession to the ownership/management. Huh? What? I'm going to do what? And for free? With respect? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Donnie, stay away from the nitrous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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