Stans Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Morning all, very tired, stairwell and upstairs hall painted with two coats of paint. The misses helped out by putting one coat of paint on the doors and trim, I'll put on the second coat this afternoon. Off to church now, then paint, then nap (hopefully), then watch the Coca-Cola 600 tonight. Oh, the Indianapolis 500 will be run this afternoon... hmmmm... might have to nap with one eye open or paint with one eye glued to the tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Morning. Clear skies and 65F, more humid, with a high temp of 85, and a chance of scattered thunderstorms. We could actually use some rain, but not a downpour. Feel like I was beaten with a baseball bat by some 300lb power lifting champion. Going to get the flowers watered, then take it easy the rest of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 No snow, but gray skies and no sun. <voice class="queenElizabeth">We are not amuuuuused</voice> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted May 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Doug doing Queen Elizabeth impersonations? Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 A Canadian boys dream to grow up and someday become the Queen??? Or is that to be "in" the Queen? Or become a member of the rock group "Queen"? Or move to San Francisco and become a Queen? OK, that's all I got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 A Canadian boys dream to grow up and someday become the Queen??? Or is that to be "in" the Queen? Or become a member of the rock group "Queen"? Or move to San Francisco and become a Queen? OK, that's all I got. All of the above! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted May 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 All of the above! Is that even possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Is that even possible? For the Dude, anything is possible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted May 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Are you saying The Dude is equally capable as Chuck Norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Maybe Chuck Norris is The Dude. Chuck can be anything he wants to be. He is, after all, Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted May 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 If The Dude is Chuck Norris, why does he cry about the weather? Granted, Chuck Norris' tears can cure any cancer, but it is well known that Chuck Norris has never cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 If The Dude is Chuck Norris, why does he cry about the weather? Granted, Chuck Norris' tears can cure any cancer, but it is well known that Chuck Norris has never cried. That isn't crying. That's bitching. Big difference. I guess it could be considered whining. If this is what "The Dude" is doing when it comes to the weather, it could just be Chuck's 1 millionth of a percent feminine side showing through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted May 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Chuck Norris is a man who brews coffee by grinding the beans with his teeth and boiling the water with his anger, I find it hard to believe such a man would whine about a little snow. Besides, Chuck Norris once got in touch with his feminine side and promptly got her pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 It's quite interesting that The Dudester hasn't uttered a peep since this thread started! Does this mean that his sensibilities have been assaulted, or that his feminine side has been tweaked? Eager minds want to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted May 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Or perhaps The Dude really is Chuck Norris... Or maybe The Dude is channeling Chuck Norris... Or, and far more likely, Chuck Norris has taken control of The Dude. Remember, Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he does know where you will die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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