Stans Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Yea!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Morning. Cooler today. Low 60's yesterday, but back down to a high of just 50F thanks to that cold NW wind blowing in from Calgary, Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No105_Archie Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 another week has past ...have a good week end all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Morning. Cooler today. Low 60's yesterday, but back down to a high of just 50F thanks to that cold NW wind blowing in from Calgary, Canada. Muhuhuhaha! Yes! Yes! My weather machine is working perfectly! I'll continue to send cold air down to Iowa, freeze their dairy cows, then cash in my 1 BILL-YUN dollars in powdered milk futures. Once the cows have been eliminated, there will be a glut of corn on the open market, then I'll buy it all with my powdered milk profits, and store it in underground caves where nobody can get it. Then the corn ethanol plants will have no corn to make fuel, so I'll buy all their distillation equipment and start my own, subterranean corn whisky operation. Then I'll flood the market with imitation Jack Daniels and if all goes well, I'll have just enough money to pay my effin' corporate income taxes from last year. Convoluted? You bet, but not half as convoluted as the tax form, so I figure I'm ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Happy Friday, everybody. Long overdue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobraj Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 yep TGIF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mane_raptor Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Yea snow melting, actually had three days of above 32, will wonders never cease? Notice to anyone planning on visiting Japan any time soon.....don't bother. It's comin' to you, one atom at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted March 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Yea snow melting, actually had three days of above 32, will wonders never cease? Notice to anyone planning on visiting Japan any time soon.....don't bother. It's comin' to you, one atom at a time. Yep, and I wonder how many Kalifornistanians have already poisoned themselves with potassium iodide pills? Red wine is also quite effective at protecting the thyroid from radiation, plus red wine generally tastes a lot better and it definitely has anti-anxiety properties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mane_raptor Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Yep, and I wonder how many Kalifornistanians have already poisoned themselves with potassium iodide pills? Red wine is also quite effective at protecting the thyroid from radiation, plus red wine generally tastes a lot better and it definitely has anti-anxiety properties. I thought it was white wine with cesium 137, red with strontium 90? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted March 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Sorry, it's just red wine. You (z)infidel types are out of luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mane_raptor Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Sorry, it's just red wine. You (z)infidel types are out of luck. Allah will get you for that pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Thanks so much, Stans! With your addition to Dr Oz's statements, my wife actually has blessed my efforts to keep myself clean of nuclear radiation by the imbibing of a minimum of four glasses of California Merlot per nite! She says she'd rather see me smashed on a regular basis than glowing! Isn't that a heart-warming thought? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Muhuhuhaha! Yes! Yes! My weather machine is working perfectly! I'll continue to send cold air down to Iowa, freeze their dairy cows, then cash in my 1 BILL-YUN dollars in powdered milk futures. Once the cows have been eliminated, there will be a glut of corn on the open market, then I'll buy it all with my powdered milk profits, and store it in underground caves where nobody can get it. Then the corn ethanol plants will have no corn to make fuel, so I'll buy all their distillation equipment and start my own, subterranean corn whisky operation. Then I'll flood the market with imitation Jack Daniels and if all goes well, I'll have just enough money to pay my effin' corporate income taxes from last year. Convoluted? You bet, but not half as convoluted as the tax form, so I figure I'm ahead. Excellent plan, except for one flaw. Yes Iowa has some dairy cows, but is not a big dairy producing state. That would be Wisconsin. Iowa is the hog raising/pork producing state when it comes to farm livestock. You got the corn part right. So you need to invest heavily in pigs. Then cause an American market shortage of bacon, pork sausage and ham. OINK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 Curses! I spent all my evil doer money on dairy futures. A fatal deal-breaker of a miscalculation. Noooooooooooooo! You've won this round, Donster, but I'll be back! Mark my words! And next time, I'll have something even more fiendish! Muh Muhuhu Muhuhuha Muhuhahaha Muh <cough! cough! splutter!> Nevermind. Sore throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted March 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 Thanks so much, Stans! With your addition to Dr Oz's statements, my wife actually has blessed my efforts to keep myself clean of nuclear radiation by the imbibing of a minimum of four glasses of California Merlot per nite! She says she'd rather see me smashed on a regular basis than glowing! Isn't that a heart-warming thought? Dr. Oz agrees with me, eh? That's nice for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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