Jump to content
COMBATSIM Forum

Thursday


Stans
 Share

Recommended Posts

Morning morons! How's the new life under the New World Order®? Yes, we are a registered trademark now. We are legit, and you can't quit! :P

Here are a few jokes to keep you entertained while you work...

I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.

So Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T’PAU! I said “Don’t you mean KAPOW?? He said “No, I’ve got china in my hand.”

:P :P

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Ha, ha, ha! Gut jokez az uzual mein kommrade. If einyvone zhought zhat zhe New Vorld Order vas kaput, you vould be mischtaken. Ve are in charje und you vill like it!

Today markz ein great day for zhe Axis of Evil und New Vorld Order. Mein mizzion to zhe arktische vreagionz ist komplete. Ve now hav zhe firzt Arktische Pinguinkommandogruppe!

penguin_army_by_perbear42-d38kciw.jpg

Gutentag!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Gettin' real weird in here :unsure:

We got some heat, finally! Yesterday was pushing 86F. Today has started off equally well. Seems like decades since it has been this warm.

Would be nice to have a picnic in weather like this, but, alas, the mosquitoes are vicious out there. Can't win! :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Gettin' real weird in here :unsure:

We got some heat, finally! Yesterday was pushing 86F. Today has started off equally well. Seems like decades since it has been this warm.

Would be nice to have a picnic in weather like this, but, alas, the mosquitoes are vicious out there. Can't win! :lol:

"Weird" just doesn't quite cover it. :blink::sofa1:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 Share

×
×
  • Create New...