Stans Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Morning y'all. I see everyone is sleeping in this morning, even the axis of weasels. I say we sneak up on them and shake them out of their bunks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikew Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Oh, I don't know. Some of us have already been at work for 5 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Oh, I don't know. Some of us have already been at work for 5 hours. Mike really is working hard isn't he? Unless he is a corporate spy trying to steal all of The Dude's trade secrets! WELL YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED IN KIDNAPPING ME!!! Oh, and good morning all. A few clouds, 71F with a 50% chance of rain (yeah right-padding their bets again those stinkin' Meteorologists are) and a high of 85F today. Got half my deck finished yesterday, so many interruptions from phone and neighbors. Call backs from contractors on a few jobs our Condo Assoc. is bidding on. Always call back when I want to try to get something done for myself. Bastages! Gotta get the babes in the "Babe Bunker™" to work as secretaries. Now how to figure out if there are any smart enough to teach them this job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikew Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Mike really is working hard isn't he? Unless he is a corporate spy trying to steal all of The Dude's trade secrets! WELL YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED IN KIDNAPPING ME!!! Ah, just as I suspected! The entity known as 'Donster' is a cleverly constructed semi-autonomous script. Looks like I've triggered its self-defence mechanism. Hmmn, need to rethink my approach..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Mike really is working hard isn't he? Unless he is a corporate spy trying to steal all of The Dude's trade secrets! WELL YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED IN KIDNAPPING ME!!! Quote from Donnie's wife Lottie..."Take my husband—please." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikew Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Quote from Donnie's wife Lottie..."Take my husband—please." Nice try, but I'm not falling for that 'pretending to have a wife' trick. This Donster is wily indeed. If I'm going to get to the heart of Combatsim, I need to neutralize it. Now, what would James T. Kirk do when confronted with a machine intelligence?...........Ah,yes: "Donster, please explain the emotion we humans call luuuurrrve" [retires to a safe distance to await the resulting explosion] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Ach! Vhat ist all zhis noize in here zhis morgen? Kan nicht einyvone get zome schleep avround here? Ach! Mein head ist zhrobbink. Ich partied to hard last nacht. It vas fun mit lotz of fraulines, lots of drink und Ich zhink Zhe Kamel vas zhere for ein vhile. It ist odd to zee Zhe Kamel mitout Achmed. Ich zhink zhey have ein leetle zomezhink-zomezhink goink on mit each ozher. Ok, zo it ist time for all of you to get bak to vork, but do it zilently. Hav gut day und entjoy Zhe... you know how it endz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 WELL YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED IN KIDNAPPING ME!!! Why would anybody want to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted August 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Why would anybody want to? I was thinking the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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