Donster Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Hope that everyone on the right coast of the USA and possibly Canada remain safe from Hurricane Irene and little damage is suffered. No Hurricane in Iowa today. Just 56F this morning, clear skies and a high temp of 84F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Just returned from WalMart. Bought more beer, more water, more beer, more chips, more beer, more salsa, more beer, more batteries, more beer, more ice, and more beer. The National Hurricane Center is now forecasting the storm to push out to the east, with the eye passing over the eastern edge of Virginia. I hope this holds true or the storm goes even further east. As it stands, I am now at the edge of the tropical storm warning zone. Hmmmm... might need more beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Helmet Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 You morons on the east coast of the New World Order® conquered United Socialists of America ...GET BACK TO WORK!!! You pig farmers in Iowa ...put on a clean pair of Dickies® Bib Overalls and GET BACK TO WORK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 I see Bucket Head is in a bad mood this morning, maybe he's constipated? I recommend a 50 caliber enema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No105_Archie Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 its always good to have more beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Someone mention beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 There will be no more beer in the New World Order®! No spirits of any kind, except for your souls on their way to hell! My RPG and my AK47 both spit fire and the ammunition kills all the Infidels in its path! Heed this! Surrender now! We are a compassionate people, we will let you live. Oh yes I forgot to show you what else you won't be getting and I will continue to enjoy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Gee, Achedick, I think you are misguided. Looks like no bikini babes for you either. http://nation.foxnews.com/muslim-brotherhood/2011/08/25/muslim-brotherhood-declares-war-bikinis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Gee, Achedick, I think you are misguided. Looks like no bikini babes for you either. http://nation.foxnews.com/muslim-brotherhood/2011/08/25/muslim-brotherhood-declares-war-bikinis More of our planted propaganda to the Infidel mass media, who by the way, work for the New World Order®! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Damn! He's spoken the truth again! The media does work for the New World Order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Afternoon, Hope all are safe on the east coast! Looks nasty. Nice weather here. Gorgeous in fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Fries Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 It seems like I'm about the only one out here not talking about the earthquake. I guess my California roots betray me. That said, between the EQ and the hurricane, if I see locusts on the horizon I'm bugging out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 It seems like I'm about the only one out here not talking about the earthquake. I guess my California roots betray me. That said, between the EQ and the hurricane, if I see locusts on the horizon I'm bugging out. You ain't seen nothing yet, bro! Just wait 'til God gets back from His lunchbreak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted August 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 You ain't seen nothing yet, bro! Just wait 'til God gets back from His lunchbreak! But isn't Obama in Martha's Vineyard on vacation??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 But isn't Obama in Martha's Vineyard on vacation??? Nope, he's headed to an undisclosed location, safe from hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, tidal waves, volcanoes, and icebergs. I think even mother nature wants him out of office! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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