Stans Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE. THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.............................. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.. DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stans Posted September 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Uh-oh! Is Whiz worried? Guess you should have fixed that light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mikew Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Unfortunately I'm foreign, so have no idea who Betty Crocker is. Some analysis of the joke context would seem to indicate the Betty Crocker would normally perform one of the following activities: 1) Pr0n star, hooker or similar 2) Bake cakes If 1) then this implies that a cake was baked but this does not fit in the wife's response so we should assume 2)...in which case: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Ich do nicht unterschtandt zhis eizher. Perhapz Dark Helmet kan giv us ein eazy to unterschtandt und funny tjoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Unfortunately I'm foreign, so have no idea who Betty Crocker is. Some analysis of the joke context would seem to indicate the Betty Crocker would normally perform one of the following activities: 1) Pr0n star, hooker or similar 2) Bake cakes If 1) then this implies that a cake was baked but this does not fit in the wife's response so we should assume 2)...in which case: mikew, click on Betty's box below ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikew Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Thank you Donster! I was on the right track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted September 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 mikew, click on Betty's box below ... Click on Betty's box below? Nice play on words! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCat Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Click on Betty's box below? Nice play on words! Wrong box, that one's fudge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JClark Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Wrong box, that one's fudge! Time to clean the monitor again! Boats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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