Stans Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Morning y'all. Another day at the grind looms ahead. Y'all have a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Morning. 56F with temps falling through the day as the rain begins this afternoon. High temp for the afternoon will be only 48F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Und here ve go again mit zhe komplainink. If you vant to komplain Zhe New Vorld Order® kan gif you zomezhink to vreally komplain about! Kwuit dein vhinink und get bak to vork! Hav gut day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Helmet Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Listen to Fick! Deadbeat rebel scum! The New World Order® owns your scrawny asses now! You work for us, you pay taxes to support us, and we own your young women! And since your complaining about the nice life we have put together for you until your death, here are a few jokes to ease your pain! In 1957, several cities were vying to host the 1964 Winter Olympics. Candidates had been eliminated to the point where the only two left were Singapore and Nevers, France. The French venue had an obvious advantage for the games, but the Singaporeans were eager to host the games in their country, so they developed a snow-making machine. Because of technical glitches, the machine produced snow only part of the time. The rest of the time it produced steam, and you can't ski on steam. So they made a last-ditch effort to perfect the machine, knowing that the deadline for a decision from the committee was nigh. To bring moral support and entertainment to the workers, they brought in Elvis Presley, who mounted the stage and said, "Well, today's the day your machine must produce snow. If it belches out steam, the games will go to France. So this is it. It's snow, or Nevers." Once upon a time there were two little skunks named "In" and "Out." They lived in a hollow tree with their mother. Sometime In and Out played outside, but other times they played inside. One day In was out and Out was in. Mother skunk told Out to go out and bring In in. So Out went out and in a few minutes he came in with In. "My my, Out," she said, "How did you find In so quickly?" Out just smiled and said, "Instinct." Said Helvetica Narrow to Helvetica Bold: "Hey, you're just my type." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Ich do nicht unterschtandt zhe muzik of zhe Amerkaners zo zhe firzt tjoke makez nein zenze to me. Zhe ozher tjokez are fantaztik und vay too gut for unser zlavez. Bwahahaha! Zee komradez, ve kan be nize to you zo vork eben harder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Can't somebody shut up Dark Helmet? Not only are his jokes bad, but his personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired! I wonder sometimes if he uses that helmet for other purposes! Maybe "Bug-Off" would work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted November 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 I agree, Whiz, it's really starting to stink around here. Guess The Axis of Weasels can't afford hygiene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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