Stans Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted December 29, 2011 Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 Ich hav vone more zhing for you to ponder. Vhat happenz vhen you are buzy vreadink zhis krap und nicht vorking? Get bak to vork! Mein pazienze mit you ist vearink zhin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted December 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2011 I'm thinking I have not had a beer since... October! Time for some beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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