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Morning y'all. 45F now, looking for rain, supposedly mixing with and changing to snow this afternoon. Accumulation predictions have been all over the map, started with none, then 1-2 inches, then 4-6 inches, now back to 2 inches. The low temp tonight is supposed to be 32-34F and it's been warm for the past three days, so I don't see how there would be a lot of accumulation. Around here, just a dusting drives many people to the brink of insanity and drivers can barely manage dry roads and clear skies, they go berzerk when it rains. Anyway, hope everyone has a great day.

Oh, I watched the Budweiser Shootout at Daytona last night. If that short race, with only 25 cars, is any indication of what this year's Daytona 500 will be, then get ready for a lot of crashes. Only 13 cars actually finished the race last night, the other 12 were smashed up beyond repair. Kyle Busch won it last night and won a ton of new fans. In the first half of the race, Jimmi Johnson tried to wreck him, Kyle saved the car and kept on trucking. Near the end of the race, Jimmi's team mate, Jeff Gordon, tried the same thing, but the result was that Kyle saved his car, but Jeff wrecked his car, Jimmi's car, and several others. Kyle made a last lap pass around Tony Stewart as they exited turn 4 and took the win. I've never liked Kyle, mostly it's his attitude and anger management issues, but that kid has more talent than any driver currently in any of the NASCAR series.

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Morning. 21F with clear skies. Sunny all day with a high of 41F. So far it is the second warmest winter on record. :)

And you can thank The New World Order® for your warm winter Infidel!

Our Iranian friends in The New World Order® have suspended oil exports to Britain and France. Part of our master plan to choke off the English and Europeans from the oil they need and to drive up prices for crude to further damage the Infidel Western economies! We continue to get stronger, while you get weaker! Soon Syria will be in civil war and will join our side too. Israel is doomed. She is surrounded now. She will soon wither and die. Glory to our Emperor of The New World Order®!!! :icon_bow:

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Glory to the Emperor of The New World Order®!!! allhail.gif

And now, some entertainment ...

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"

"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"

"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."

"What a horrible way to die!"

"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."

"What a way to go, that's terrible!"

"No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."

"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"

"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."

"Man, what a way to go!"

"No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."

"Now that is one awful way to go!"

"No no, he survived that..."

"Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"

"I shot him!"

"You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"

"He was wrecking my house."


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I must be really weakening, because I thought that was a really funny joke! Either DH has a better source or I'm getting senile! Probably the latter.

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