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Morning morons. Good to see that the Dromedary Dentist Stans is off to work, as ordered by The New World Order®! Donnie the Dipshit, on the other hand, thinks he will be doing nothing except lounging around all day, posting meaningless drivel on these forums and the Combatsim front page. Little does he know he will be forced into the local mines by The New World Order® and made to work today! The lazy ass will finally do something worthwhile for a change.

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Guten morgen. It ist ein gvreat day in Zhe New Vorld Order®. Mein friend Lord Helmet has painted ein glib piktchure of dein life unter Zhe New Vorld Order®. Vhat you schould do ist to konzider zhe vork you hav been given az ein gift from us. Zhere are zo many vho do nicht hav zhe gift of vork. Vork ist zo important und schould be konzidered prezious. Zo az you head to zhe minez, fields, und faktoriez konzider zhe gvreatness of zhe gift ve hav given you. You vill schow dein appreziazion by vorkink hardt und hardter zhan you hav vorked before.

Now get bak to vork und appreziate zhe gift you hav vrezeived.

Und if you do nicht you kan ekzpekt to be zent to Akmeds Vre-edjukazion Kamp for ein tvo veek schtay. Avter zhat you vill be grateful for einy vrelief und vready to vork mitout vrezt.

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ACH! ALARM!!!!!!

Zhere ist ein upvrizink among zhe zlaves!

Lord Helmet vround up zhe konzpirators. Herren KobraJ, Stainz, und Dunzter schall be zentenced to ein veek at Akmeds Vre-edukazion kamp. Zhe Kamel ist very tired und vorn out und vill appreziate zhe vrezt und Akmed haz bekome bored.

Avay mit zhem Lord Helmet!

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ACH! ALARM!!!!!!

Zhere ist ein upvrizink among zhe zlaves!

Lord Helmet vround up zhe konzpirators. Herren KobraJ, Stainz, und Dunzter schall be zentenced to ein veek at Akmeds Vre-edukazion kamp. Zhe Kamel ist very tired und vorn out und vill appreziate zhe vrezt und Akmed haz bekome bored.

Avay mit zhem Lord Helmet!

Re-education? Those three morons didn't learn anything the first time they went to school, high school and college. Well I hear the moron Donster didn't go to college, he is that dumb. He has a mental illness, associated with looking at women with huge breasts. He drools, looses muscle control, farts, wets his pants and then passes out. We should execute him, but he is so much fun to watch and laugh at at parties. What do you think Fick? Kill the worthless bastard now or later?

Heil Emperor! Heil to The New World Order®!

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