Stans Posted April 10, 2012 Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 Morning y'all, 47F, fair skies, looking for sun, wind and 70F today. Clear skies, wind, and no rain in the 10 day forecast, this little rain and this much wind is not good. Y'all have a great day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted April 10, 2012 Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 Morning. Clear skies and 28F. Many of the local apple orchards are worried that the freezing temps will damage the blossoms on the trees, which are out weeks early, thus reducing the crop for fall. Gusty NW winds this afternoon, 15-25MPH, with a sunny high of only 50F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No105_Archie Posted April 10, 2012 Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 RDF and +9....spring may have sprung ! we may even hit double digit temps soon !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted April 10, 2012 Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 No snow, lots of blue skies and sun, but the temps continue to hover at the 0C / 32F freezing mark. Have a great day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Helmet Posted April 10, 2012 Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 Gripe! Gripe! Gripe! I see the women in the hen house are clucking their asses off again about the weather. SHUDDUP ABOUT IT! GET TO WORK!!! I was nice enough to give you a day off without my presence, but you morons just didn't appreciate it. So now, a few jokes... You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. There was once a teenage girl who wasn't allowed to have a boyfriend, but she would sneak them into the house anyway. One night she had over a boy, when her father began knocking on the door. She knew she couldn't have boys over so she locked him in the first of her three closets. (The one with all of her dirty shirts and pants) About a week later she had another boy over and she herd a knock on the door. As she knew she couldn't have boys over she locked him in her second closet. (With all of her dirty underwear) Another week later she had another boy over and she herd a knock on the door. She knew that she couldent have boys over so she locked him in her last closet. (The one with her trash can of used tampons) A few weeks later she was cleaning her room and remembered the boys in the closets: -She checked the first one and the boy had starved to death. -She checked the second one and again he had starved to death. -She checked the 3rd one and the boy was still there. Curious, she asked how he managed to stay alive. "Thankfully, you left plenty of jelly donuts in your trash can for me to eat" he replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted April 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 Ugh! I wish I had not read that last "joke" before dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Guy Posted April 10, 2012 Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 Who's behind all these NWO sock puppets? Whoever it is needs a new act. Hmm. What about a remake of Moby Dick, starring Black Helmet as Ahab? Ole BH blathers like the mad captain, but his command of grammar and syntax isn't up to Ahab's standard. Maybe he could take lessons from Ferox. The rat cranks out a decent soliloquy providing one doesn't expect his words to make any sense. Fick could be the White Whale himself. A non-speaking role, to be sure, but the whale is god-like power personified. He cruises the world's oceans smashing ships and slaughtering whalers. Besides, he gets to eat all the giant squid he wants. Yum! Even Achmed has a role, playing the chief of Ahab's boat crew. The character doesn't speak much and gets killed in the end, but one has to start somewhere. If Achmed performs well enough in Moby Dick, he might get a part in a remake of Lawrence of Arabia. That flick needs lots of Dead Ragheads. He's made for the part. OG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted April 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 :rofl: :rofl: Sounds like a great idea to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobraj Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 you tell Them! better watch out O.G. is beaucoup dien cai dau do mey!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ready Room Radio Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 BZZZZZZZT we honor Our Vietnam vets..A shout out to Old Guy from the boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ready Room Radio Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 BZZZZT! that is a timeless classic.. Now for today's message.. "The Emperor is a REMF.. I repeat the Emperor is a REMF,," that is all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted April 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 The Ready Room BZZZZT! that is a timeless classic.. Now for today's message.. "The Emperor is a REMF.. I repeat the Emperor is a REMF,," that is all The Ready Room Radio really isn't giving out any ground breaking news, is it? We already knew about the imp-error. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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