Stans Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Morning y'all, 61F now and looking for sunshine and upper 70's today. Nice change from the past three days of clouds, rain, and storms. So I see the NWO have themselves a new jetliner. It looks very nice, I'll have to say that. Oh, I see it's fueled up, the crew is in place and... Oh... That's gonna leave a mark! Oh, well, so much for your new jetliner and it looks like DH is... uhhhh... going to be quite a bit shorter. Y'all have a great day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 :rofl: Morning all. Just got Lottie on the road for a 12 day road trip. Donnie's vacation has started! It's 52F under fair skies. Sunny today with a high of 80F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobraj Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Have a safe trip, wife out of first part of gallbladder surgery yesterday. Hope she will be home tomorrow or Saturday.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 ACH! Mein djet! You dumkopfs! Ich did nicht eben hav zhe chanze to indukt zome of mein frauleins into zhe 1.6 kilometer high klub. Zhis ist vhy Zhe New Vorld Order® kan nicht hav nize zhings. Ich giv up und vill take vas ist left of mein wealzh und go elzevhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itchie Crotchie Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 ROR! Itchie wourd have letiled yeals ago if I thought I wourd have this much fun! So Solly Dalk Hermet! I guess it suckie being you! BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Laf all you vant for now. Vone day und Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Helmet Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Thanks to the Emperor I have the power of The Schwartz! That and my huge helmet prevented any injury to myself. However Herr Booger Flick has one messed up engine to replace. Guess he will have to turn some more 'tricks' to help pay for it. I hear there are many rich sissy boys in San Francisco that would enjoy paying Herr Butt Drip a lot of cash to ram his rectum while he is in uniform. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Fools! Imbeciles, all of you! I instructed you to destroy America and reinforce the Eurozone, but instead you do this? My European Union is crumbling and you are playing with and breaking very expensive toys. My American president is failing miserably and you are having fun. I have had enough of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Fools! Imbeciles, all of you! I instructed you to destroy America and reinforce the Eurozone, but instead you do this? My European Union is crumbling and you are playing with and breaking very expensive toys. My American president is failing miserably and you are having fun. I have had enough of you. A thousand pardons your Excellencecy! Was just blowing off a little steam at Fick's expense, since the Infidel ripped you off, thought it would be fun to get back at him. And with all the killing, kind of needed a break of sorts. Should we get back to the killing by eliminating Fick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Fick has become a distraction and a poorly dressed one at that. Do not waste time with killing him. Besides, he still has much of our money hidden somewhere. If you are finished with your play time, perhaps you could terrorize someone. Keep the attention away from our American president. Reelecting him is proving difficult so do what you must to divert attention from him, his stories and his vice president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted May 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 ~yawn~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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