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Morning morons. I was able to make my way to an escape pod and get away from the sick homosexual advances of Herr Fick. Currently both Fick and the goat is still on board, smoking cigarettes, and so is Fick. Fick with hoof marks on his back. Achmed has sent a rescue ship to pick me up so we can continue with the takeover of the planet earth. Queen Obama gave a very enlightening speech about her husband at the convention last night. Plus she is such a hottie! If I had more time I would tell you about the sexual affair between Fick and Pelosi. Fick couldn't tell if she was male or female. Then, most other people can't either. I thought I saw Michael Moore fly past the window of my escape pod, but it was just another asteroid.

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Ich zhink zhat Dark Helmet's helmet may be too tight und ist kuttink off zhe blood from vhat ist left of hiz brain. Ich do nicht know vho he vas vizh on zhat zpace schip, but it vas nicht me. Perhapz Ich hav ein doppleganger? Ich schtill invite zhose vho vish to entjoy zhe benefitz of boobzies und beer to tjoin mein kauze und vote for me az dein nekzt fuhrer. Hav gute day und vatch zhe skiez az zhe helmeted vone vill land zomevhere und you probably don't vant be zhe vone vho breakz his fall.

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Morning,

Nice day here. The Calgary Stampeders won the big Labour Day Classic season opener against the much reviled Edmonton Eskimos on Monday with a last second touchdown. That made the fans very happy. I, on the other hand, was more impressed with the CF-18 fighter jet that buzzed over my house on full afterburner during the opening ceremonies :lol:

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