Stag 1 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 You get the shiny end! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Achmed 0 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 English Infidel! I will have you blown up by a suicide bomber faster than you can say "Elton John is a Queen". Put down your weapons now, swear an oath to the new and Improved New World Order®. Once you pass our training methods, you can retrieve your weapons in the fight against the cowardly Infidels who try to stand against us! Their numbers are now few. Ours are many! The Emperor has forseen this! You could even be made a field commander! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Helmet 0 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Do as my comrade says Slug. You could be of use to us in the United Kingdom. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stag 1 Posted September 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Achmed.... Nah. Dark Helmet.... What WAS your mommy doing with an eight-ball? That ain't no centre pocket! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stans 29 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 You get the shiny end! I think I'm in lust! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikew 4 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Reminds me of this. Oh, how I wanted one.... http://www.stuffwelove.co.uk/johnny_seven.htm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Soren Fick 1 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 ACH! Toyz und nozhink elze! Zhe New und Improved New Vorld Order® only uzez vreal veaponz. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stag 1 Posted October 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Heckler & Koch G36E with UGL36? What, are you so short of kit the good guys have to lend you some? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stans 29 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Wonder what grenade launcher does for the accuracy of the AK? Who knows, it might actually dampen it's absolutely wicked barrel vibrations (actually looks more like gyrations when filmed on a high-speed camera). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mane_raptor 0 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 "Elton John is a Queen". Ah, er......... I thought Elton John was the Queen.........I mean dress him up and put a wig on him and I'd be hard pressed to tell the diff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Soren Fick 1 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Zhere vill be nein kvueenz vhen Zhe New und Improved New Vorld Order® takez komplete kontrol of zhe vorld. Zhere vill be only vone vruler, Zhe Emperor. Heil Emperor! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stag 1 Posted October 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 So, you're saying the Emperor is a queen? Wow, you're really setting yourself up for the Death of a Thousand Handbags! Or is he your special friend? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Soren Fick 1 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 ACH! Zhat ist nicht vhat Ich meant Herr Schtag. Unter Zhe New und Improved New Vorld Order® zhe only vruler vill be zhe Emperor. Zhere vill be no vone elze vrulink und zertainly nicht einy frauleins vrulink. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donster 36 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 So, you're saying the Emperor is a queen? Wow, you're really setting yourself up for the Death of a Thousand Handbags! Or is he your special friend? :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donster 36 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 This song was named after Fick... That's what he goes by at the Blue Oyster Lounge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stans 29 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 So, you're saying the Emperor is a queen? Wow, you're really setting yourself up for the Death of a Thousand Handbags! Or is he your special friend? :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stans 29 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 This song was named after Fick... That's what he goes by at the Blue Oyster Lounge. Yep, that's got to be it! :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Soren Fick 1 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 ACH! Vas ist zhis scheiss? Liez! Zhat ist vhat it ist. Liez! You vill all pay for dein inzolenze. Perhapz Zhe Emperor vill zimply turn all ov you over to Akmed ja? Zhen you vill be zorry vou ever inzulted zhe fuhrers of Zhe New und Improved New Vorld Order®. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Achmed 0 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Silence Infidels! Insults at members of the new and Improved New World Order® will no longer be tolerated! I have ordered suicide bomber Ali-Rocki-nutar to grotesquely injury the Infidel Donster! He will run up Donnie's pants leg and BOOOM!!! Infidel Donnie's two best friends and little pull toy will be gone! Ali-Rocki-nutar will do anything for a peanut butter and cheese cracker in the Winter or a Klondike Bar in the summer! Hail to Ali-Rocki-nutar for giving his life to further the cause of the new and Improved New World Order®! He will be Martyred! His name forever remembered! Allahu Akbar! Hail Emperor!!! Hail the new and Improved New World Order®!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stag 1 Posted October 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Is that what you looked like before the "Accident"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Soren Fick 1 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Zhat ist ein brilliant plan Akmed! Ich hav heard zhat Donzter schpends hourz juzt lookink for hiz pull toy, zo vonce it ist gone he vill be able to schpend zhose hourz vorkink en zhe minez. You might vant to konzider ein zimilar plan for Herr Schtag az he zeems to be attemptink to schow zome indikazion of ein level of teztozteron. Heil Ali-Rocki-nutar! Heil New und Improved New Vorld Order®! Heil Emperor! Heil Emperor! Heil Emperor! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TCat 1 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Nice piece Stag!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stans 29 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Geez, looks like the Axis of Weasels™ has nothing better to do than post all day long. Don't y'all have a small country (or a small animal) to dominate? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Soren Fick 1 Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Ve are dominatink zhe vorld, dumkopf. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donster 36 Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Geez, looks like the Axis of Weasels™ has nothing better to do than post all day long. Don't y'all have a small country (or a small animal) to dominate? The small animals are to smart for 'em. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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