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English Infidel! I will have you blown up by a suicide bomber faster than you can say "Elton John is a Queen". Put down your weapons now, swear an oath to the new and Improved New World Order®. Once you pass our training methods, you can retrieve your weapons in the fight against the cowardly Infidels who try to stand against us! Their numbers are now few. Ours are many! The Emperor has forseen this! You could even be made a field commander!

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Wonder what grenade launcher does for the accuracy of the AK? Who knows, it might actually dampen it's absolutely wicked barrel vibrations (actually looks more like gyrations when filmed on a high-speed camera).

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ACH! Vas ist zhis scheiss? Liez! Zhat ist vhat it ist. Liez! You vill all pay for dein inzolenze. Perhapz Zhe Emperor vill zimply turn all ov

you over to Akmed ja? Zhen you vill be zorry vou ever inzulted zhe fuhrers of Zhe New und Improved New Vorld Order®. :angry:

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Silence Infidels! Insults at members of the new and Improved New World Order® will no longer be tolerated! I have ordered suicide bomber Ali-Rocki-nutar to grotesquely injury the Infidel Donster! He will run up Donnie's pants leg and BOOOM!!! Infidel Donnie's two best friends and little pull toy will be gone!

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Ali-Rocki-nutar will do anything for a peanut butter and cheese cracker in the Winter or a Klondike Bar in the summer!

Hail to Ali-Rocki-nutar for giving his life to further the cause of the new and Improved New World Order®! He will be Martyred! His name forever remembered! Allahu Akbar!

Hail Emperor!!! Hail the new and Improved New World Order®!!!

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Zhat ist ein brilliant plan Akmed! Ich hav heard zhat Donzter schpends hourz juzt lookink for hiz pull toy, zo vonce it ist gone he vill be able to schpend zhose hourz vorkink en zhe minez. You might vant to konzider ein zimilar plan for Herr Schtag az he zeems to be attemptink to schow zome indikazion of ein level of teztozteron. Heil Ali-Rocki-nutar! Heil New und Improved New Vorld Order®! Heil Emperor! Heil Emperor! Heil Emperor!

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