Donster Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Morning all. Clear and a chilly 21F. Sunny this afternoon with a high of 55F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Morning y'all, I see someone is awake extra early this morning. 57F here, scattered showers off to the west and will be moving this way as a cold front drops down from Kanukistan. Looking for a high around 62F today, freezing tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted December 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Morning all. Clear and a chilly 21F. Sunny this afternoon with a high of 55F. Since I first posted this, the weathermoron has changed today's high temp down to 43F. And yeah, I'm awake earlier than usual. Been awake since before 2AM. Back pain really bothering me and we haven't even got into winter yet. I am a bit worried. Can't take much of this anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 You zhink you are en pain now? Juzt vait until ve finisch mit all of you. Dein government haz dizobeyed ein order from zhe Emperor by nicht vrativyink zhe Konvenzion on zhe Vrightz of Perzonz Mit Dizabilitiez treaty mit zhe U.N. You vill all zuffer for zhis outvradje! It ist time for fuhrer Obama to take komplete kontrol of dein zorry nazion und vrule it az zhe Emperor vishes. Heil New und Improved New Vorld Order®! Heil Obama! Heil Emperor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Helmet Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Quick! Extract more pain out of Donnie the Dork! We can make him talk! Find out where he is hiding and the combination for the Babe Bunker™!!! The Emperor needs those babes to sow his seeds and help create the perfect world! Get busy Fick! Inflicting pain is your department! Hail Emperor! Hail King Obama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Vas ist zhis Babe Bunker? Vhere ist it? Ich demand to know! It haz been ein vhile zinze Ich kiked down ein door und invaded zome plaze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Helmet Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Vas ist zhis Babe Bunker™? Vhere ist it? Ich demand to know! It haz been ein vhile zinze Ich kiked down ein door und invaded zome plaze. It is not just some place Herr Fick. It is Valhalla! Nirvana! Las Vegas x 100!!! Only the idiot Donnie knows where it is. HE MUST BE MADE TO TALK!!! The new and Improved New World Order® cannot titally...I mean totally defeat the Infidels until we have possession of Babe Bunker™!!! Hail Emperor! Hail King Obama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Jawhol! Ich vill konfine Herr Donzter to zhe kooler. Ich vill schtart to break him by feedink him ein diet of lutefisk und limburger cheeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Helmet Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Jawhol! Ich vill konfine Herr Donzter to zhe kooler. Ich vill schtart to break him by feedink him ein diet of lutefisk und limburger cheeze. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! You can't do that!!! His flatulence gas is deadly enough! You want to commit suicide? He has more gas stockpiled in his lower intestine than the Syrians do in their storehouses! And his is worse! Science hasn't been able to duplicate it!!! DO NOT FEED THE DONNIE!!! FED HIM NOTHING!!! It's the only thing anybody hasn't tried to neutralize his gas effectiveness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! You can't do that!!! His flatulence gas is deadly enough! You want to commit suicide? He has more gas stockpiled in his lower intestine than the Syrians do in their storehouses! And his is worse! Science hasn't been able to duplicate it!!! DO NOT FEED THE DONNIE!!! FED HIM NOTHING!!! It's the only thing anybody hasn't tried to neutralize his gas effectiveness. Do nicht be alarmedt. Zhe kooler ist equipted mit ein ventilazion zyztem zhat vill kapture und bottle zhe gaz. Ve vill zhen be able to uze it on zhe Ami's if zhey dezide to revolt. Ist gute plan ja? Ve get zhe informazion ve vant vhile he zuppliez us mit ein veapon zhat no vone kan defeat. Bwahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No105_Archie Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 RDF that will be the weather forecast unless it snows. This will apply from now until next May Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 For once Dick Helmut has said something that is true. The Babe Bunker is Valhalla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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