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You guys must've seen this, right?

In addition to claims that it launched a monkey into space (apparently disproved), Iran has now unveiled its latest technological forgery achievement: a super-secret stealth fighter jet.

I have seen some funny stuff in my day, but this new plane is abso-frikkin-loutely hi-larious. It looks like it is made out of bondo for cryin' out loud. I mean, you think that if every teenager with a crappy import car can have a carbon fiber hood on his car, the Iranian's could've at least faked some carbon-fibery-ness to their faux fighter jet.

Here is a selection of just a few of the official pics:

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Pic 1: Wings? You call those wings?

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Pic 2: I've seen homebrewed cockpits that look more authentic than this thing.

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Pic 3: Like I said, it looks like bondo ... and a bad bondo job at that. And check out that canopy "glass" ... yikes!

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Pic 4: Yep, that's some badass stealth technology there.

Here are some additional links about this plane for y'all:

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Yeah, that's a nice mock up of a stealth fighter and I think that's all it is and possibly all that it will be.

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IT'S GOT A CASSETTE PLAYER!

I want one.

Stag, I suggest you take a closer look at the cockpit pic. That's not a cassette player, it's an 8-track player! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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I thought it was a 4-track player. My oldest brother had one of those. He is 70 years old now. Is that a phonograph player behind the pilot's seat that only plays 78 RPM records? :D

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Uh..should the master alarm panel be lit if its sitting in the hanger?

And yeah Joker, I was just thinking how much fun I could...I mean Cole could have playing with that carrier.

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Uh..should the master alarm panel be lit if its sitting in the hanger?

If it is made out of brightly colored construction paper it will appear to be lit up. :lol:

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And if it's made for use in Iran, why is everything in English? Maybe Farsi doesn't lend itself to technical stuff like "Intake" or "Remove?"

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Good point, Whiz. It's obvious that this model... errrrr... "aircraft" is intended to impress and scare the west. I think they failed on both accounts.

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Well, I'm sure it's so stealthy that the only way you could ever see it in a photograph would be courtesy of PhotoShop. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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