Donster Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobraj Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Ha! yeah.. they say they don't want anything and silently mope around until the flower delivery comes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fittop Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 So true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Jaaaaaa! Ich hav bik V-v-v-v-v-valentinez gift for Fifi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted February 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Jaaaaaa! Ich hav bik V-v-v-v-v-valentinez gift for Fifi. Would that be an STD or Crabs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 My money is on both, you know, the combo package. And yes, it's a trap! I bought some flowers and got home before my wife. I put them in a vase and placed them on a table in the great room. Do you think she even noticed them? NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fittop Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 They will be noticed tomorrow when they need to be watered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 They will be noticed tomorrow when they need to be watered. Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted February 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 All I got was a failed text message over the phone with an attachment that wouldn't open. So I messaged back that whatever the message was didn't come through. I always send flowers to her at her office for any occasion, as we have cats, and well, you know what cats usually do to flowers. She always called to thank me and then send a photo via email. She sent the photo with no text. I thought something was wrong with the flowers and responded back to her my concern. BOOM! I am the asshole. How could I say that? Where did that come from? Well...a time before the flowers were very poor and had to call the florist to get them replaced. I assumed this was the case, as I didn't get a thank you, text or via email or phone. Well I'm in the dog house. I ASSUMED. $100 for flowers down the florists throat for nothing. If I wouldn't have sent flowers, I would still be in the same dog house. But have the $100. At almost 55 years old, I am sick of this shit. NOTHING makes her happy anymore. But it's my fault. Is there any wonder why I look forward to death? Divorce is to emotional, not to mention expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Hmmmmm... bet she is "going through the change". This period of life sometimes makes women a bit more evil, sort of like unending PMS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikew Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Here is my usual tactic: 1. Arrange to be in a different country on Feb 14th 2. Get my angry text message in first, along the lines of: "It's frickin Valentine's Day again but I don't need to conform to some crap imported commercial farce to say that I love you". 3. On return, buy some cheap trinket at the airport on to alleviate any residual animosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted February 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Like your plan mikew! Except I usually feel airport trinkets are to expensive for my budget. So I will instead of the airport, I will stop at a Goodwill store or nearby Salvation Army store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fittop Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Maybe it's the morning-after feeling, but I wonder about a nation and its media that makes a lot more noise about a silly commercial-based bullS**t day like Valentine than a celebration of two presidents' birthdays that shaped the culture of this nation. On the other hand, I'm not going shopping for white goods or a new mattress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Just like mother's day and father's day, valentine's day has become a heavily marketed Hallmark holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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