Donster Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. "If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" "The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Ja laff it up. You are juzt az schtupidt bekauze you voted to hav zhe NWO be dein mazters. Bwahahaha! At leazt zhe Polisch vrezizted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 I voted for the other party and that joke is funny! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No105_Archie Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 groan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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