Donster Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 A young female American tourist visits a Native American Indian Heritage Site, where they recreate the old ways of life for the benefit of the tourists. There, amongst the tepees, she finds a magnificently dressed Indian Chief, with a resplendent ceremonial headdress. She asks him what all the feathers on the headdress symbolise, and he takes the opportunity for a little piss-taking by answering: "Each feather symbolises a female conquest. Every one is a woman that I have taken" The girl is taken back "My God, that's hostile!" She says. The chief looks her in the eye, and drily pronounces "Hoss Style, doggy style, any way in the wigwam" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted April 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Jay: I'm taking the wife up North this year, to Bangor... Stans: Gee, mine makes me take her to the Caribbean for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schatten Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 You sure you aren't letting Dark Helmet write your material these days Donnie. I mean they don't suck that bad but...well...but... (that's what you get for having 70's, consider yourself mildly taunted) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 I rather enjoyed them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted April 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Schatts just bummed out from all the frickin' SNOW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schatten Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Now I must destroy you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclone Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 guess its time for some thrilling heroics, eh schatt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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