Donster Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 She was Sooooooooooooo Blonde... * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Donster Posted April 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Len thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop rather intimidated, but the girls took charge to help him. "What color?" they asked. He settled for white. "How much does it cost?" he asked. "Twenty dollars." "Very good," Len thought. All that remained was the size, but he hadn't the faintest idea. "Now sir, are they the size a pair of melons? Coconuts? Grape fruits? Oranges?" "No," Len said, "nothing like that." "Come on, sir, think. There must be something your wife's bust resembles." Len thought long and hard and then looked up and said, "Have you ever seen a Spaniel's ears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Donster Posted April 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation. Moments later! , the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JClark Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Wonder if Keith was smart enough to start running? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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