Donster Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Sex And Good Grammar For all my grammatically correct friends. On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for. The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, 'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want." The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved,took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition,because we could end up with a dangling participle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Donster Posted January 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Why Whiz! Did you forget to go to bed, or are you up early at 3:00 am? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Maybe his Depends was full? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted January 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 Or go outside to water his Herb Garden™. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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