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Zombie Killing Names


Stans
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Crack Knife? I'm named after a cheaply made, improperly hardened knife from Ethiopia? What's that got to do with killing zombies? What moron made up this list? At least Home Fries gets a good porn name.

Although "Cracked Up" would fit perfectly personally, it still sucks as a zombie killers name.

I am disappointed.

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Storm Slice? Nah. That one will never do.

I like The Red Death, but my name would have to be Yarbo Slarg or some other weird thing. In a real Zombie Apocalypse I'd probably be First Victim or just Lunch.

The character inside my head is not the same as the decrepit old coot who follows me around. No. Yarbo Slarg is a cool character given to wearing a fedora and a sardonic expression. He likes thin cigars, buxom women, and a '57 Chevy named Roxie. He makes his living as a private investigator specializing in finding dogs for beautiful women.

Yeah. That's me. Yarbo Slarg, The Red Death.

:( OG

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This has turned out to be like one of Old Guy's stories. In OG's stories, I usually die or play some menial, almost janitorial part, but once in a while I get a good role. The same goes for these alternate name things, I usually get something bland or silly, but this time I lucked out! :lol:

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