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10 hours ago, Stans said:

Morning y'all, pretty strong storms last night, I can already see that a neighbor has a large tree limb on the ground.  Cloudy and 67F, expecting a cloudy day, chance of showers this morning, today's high will be only 72F.

Zo zhere ist ein tchanze of ein schower ja?  Pleaze take zhat tchanze bekauze you schmell terrible!  Bwahahahaha!

Zhis ist nicht fazher's day en Tjermany but Ich am villink to zelebrate zhe fazherland at einy time.

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12 hours ago, Herr Soren Fick said:

Zo zhere ist ein tchanze of ein schower ja?  Pleaze take zhat tchanze bekauze you schmell terrible!  Bwahahahaha!

Zhis ist nicht fazher's day en Tjermany but Ich am villink to zelebrate zhe fazherland at einy time.

Fazerland? What the hell is that? Some kind of Sci-Fi, live in your parents basement, dress up as old movie characters, LGBT Amusement Park? What do you dress up as Flick? The Blob? A jar of Vaseline? Or a Vibrator with dead batteries???

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1 hour ago, Donster said:

Fazerland? What the hell is that? Some kind of Sci-Fi, live in your parents basement, dress up as old movie characters, LGBT Amusement Park? What do you dress up as Flick? The Blob? A jar of Vaseline? Or a Vibrator with dead batteries???

Yep, sounds like a sci-fi LGBT thing to me and Fink probably worked there, most like in costume as the alien known as the Anal Invader. :lol:

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7 hours ago, Donster said:

Fazerland? What the hell is that? Some kind of Sci-Fi, live in your parents basement, dress up as old movie characters, LGBT Amusement Park? What do you dress up as Flick? The Blob? A jar of Vaseline? Or a Vibrator with dead batteries???

 

6 hours ago, Stans said:

Yep, sounds like a sci-fi LGBT thing to me and Fink probably worked there, most like in costume as the alien known as the Anal Invader. :lol:

Zhe tvo of you are zo funny zhat Ich forgot to laff.  You zeem to hav in depzh knowledje of LGBT vayz of life und zheir nacht klubz.  Zhat leadz me to believe zhat zhe tvo of you are aktually ein kouple of funboyz.  Or perhapz you are ein funboy kouple ja?

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3 hours ago, Herr Soren Fick said:

 

Zhe tvo of you are zo funny zhat Ich forgot to laff.  You zeem to hav in depzh knowledje of LGBT vayz of life und zheir nacht klubz.  Zhat leadz me to believe zhat zhe tvo of you are aktually ein kouple of funboyz.  Or perhapz you are ein funboy kouple ja?

Nope, I am not a funboy, Herr Buttlick. My knowledge of your "preferences" is derived from some investigative film of you, engaging in your deviant ways, courtesy of the Gestapo. And a few films made by the Soviet NKVD. They were investigating some of their "cream puffs", and you just happened to be one of the "on his knees like a rat eating cheese" feature performers in those movies. You are a sick bastage Herr Swallow. I can't believe you weren't executed by either side.

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17 minutes ago, Stans said:

I am not a "funboy" either.  I have no idea how Hair Prik managed to escape one of those purges, but perhaps he did "favors" for/to the right people.

Ernst Röhm would have been one of the "right people" to give Hair Palms a favor and allow him to survive.

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