Donster Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Morning all. 51F with a few clouds. Scattered thunderstorms. Some could be strong later today. High reaching 70F. Well, Lottie and I made it to 27 years of marriage together today. Amazing how the time zooms by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Morning y'all, partly cloudy skies and 47F, expecting a partly cloudy day with a high of 77F. Congratulations to Lottie and Donnie on 27 years of marriage! And now for an anniversary joke. A couple were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. The husband says to his wife, "the 25th anniversary is the leather anniversary. In celebration of our 25 years, let's give each other gifts of leather." His wife quickly agrees with his idea. He continues, "So, I'll buy you that Gucci leather handbag you've had your eye on and you can cook me a steak!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted May 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 56 minutes ago, Stans said: Morning y'all, partly cloudy skies and 47F, expecting a partly cloudy day with a high of 77F. Congratulations to Lottie and Donnie on 27 years of marriage! And now for an anniversary joke. A couple were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. The husband says to his wife, "the 25th anniversary is the leather anniversary. In celebration of our 25 years, let's give each other gifts of leather." His wife quickly agrees with his idea. He continues, "So, I'll buy you that Gucci leather handbag you've had your eye on and you can cook me a steak!" Thanks for the congrats Stans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobraj Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Congrats Donnie! working on my 34th this year. Broke down and put the heat in this morning. just need to take the edge of off and thaw out my nose! I hate this jet stream pattern we are stuck in. high 50's low 40's at night for days and days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted May 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Thanks Jay! When I first read your post, I thought you meant you finally put heat in the house after 34 years! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Harumph! Just to put everything in perspective, I have to inform all you kids that my wife and I just celebrated 54yrs of mainly wedded bliss, and can only wish Donnie and Lottie as much happiness as we've had. Without a firm foundation together in belief in the Lord and His blessings, I think in this age we wouldn't have been blessed to last that long together! Congrats, Donnie and Lottie, may God continue to bless you both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itchie Crotchie Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Aaaaah soooooo! Conglats to Donnie-san and Rottie! Itchie bow to Whizkid and his rovery blide! Happry Annevelsaly to bothie youie coupres! Youie happiness lemind Itchie of Poppa-san and Momma-san! They vely happy! Especiarry aftel Itchie movie outie of housie! No undelstand why though. Itchie moder son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Soren Fick Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Herr Stainz dein schtoopidt tjoke doez nicht make einy zenze! Perhapz vou schould nicht given uppen on dein day tjob ja? Az vor all of vou vho are marriedt gute luk und vou vill need it. Ich beink zhe zuperior zoldier und zervant of mein government Ich nimmer zubmittedt to zhe inztituzion of marriadje. Zhe bezt zoldier ist nicht marriedt. Herr Itchie-san Ich do nicht zhink zhat vou vere zhe model zon zhat vou zhink vou vere. Vou zertainly hav nicht been zhe vedy model of ein modern mahor gheneral ja? Bwahahahahaha! Now zhat ist ein gute tjoke! Herr Stainz schould taken note of mein zuperior zenze of humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted May 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Thanks Brian! And Itchie too. I think. As for Flick, go away. In fact, go to North Korea. They need another hostage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Donnie, the pot-bellied dictator of North Korea would not take Fink. For all I know, he actually pays for Fink to stay here as a weapon of mass confusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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