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Morning y'all.  Overcast skies, humid, 62F, and North Korea has successfully detonated a hydrogen bomb.  Much like the world's attempts to curb North Korea's nuclear weapons program, yesterday's forecast of 75F fell well short of the mark.  Today, China condemns the test, Japan is considering purchasing offensive weapons (cruise missiles) so it can conduct preemptive strikes, and the weather guesser says it will be sunny and 81F.  Have a nice day. :)

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But they won't.  North Korea is a distraction.  A distraction that is useful to China and Iran.  I expect that by the time the Chinese government realizes they truly need to reign in NK, the situation will be completely out of their control.

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Herr Stainz dein optomizm ist untervhelmink at bezt.  Vou muzt hav lozt zight of zhe fvakt zhat zhe Unitedt Ztates ist unter zhe leaderschip of zhe bezt zhis nazion haz efver known!  Vou vould be vise to vrekognize zhis fakt und nicht loze faizh in zhe Amerikafuher!  Ve vill triumpf und konquer zhe vred menaze!

Heil Tvrump!

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Japan no rongel takie no shitsi flom Nolth Kolea Fattie Bastald Kimchi! Oul Empelol and Plime Ministel ale nowie pranning newie filst stlike capabririties! Japan no rongel waitie fol Amelican Plesident Tlump to doie somethling! Itchie comie outie of letilement to herp destloy Nolth Kolea!

BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!!!

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4 hours ago, Donster said:

Rotten Crotchie going all bad ass at his age? It would take him two hours just to get to his Zero using his walker. :D

Ja!  Hiz mouzh ist vritink tchekz zhat hiz body vill nicht be able to kasch.  No need to vorry az zhe Amerikafuhrer haz zhe zituazion vell in hand.

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