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I knew the ranks were getting pretty thin around here, but I just did a little investigating and it's worse than I thought.

Why was I interested?  I needed one or two more victims characters in Exiled and was surprised at the few remaining regulars.

 

Canuck last posted in 2013.  I know he can't hang about with us lowlifes any more, being a senior officer in the Forces and all, but it would be nice to hear how he's doing.  Does anyone know?

Zhukov, Ogdens, and Spectre all posted last in 2014.  Spectre is a serious loss as he was my standard villain for a long time.

Stag hasn't been here since 2015, although he may be doing the ARMA thing.   Chopper dropped by in 2016 and hasn't been seen since.

Geg posted last month.  Archie and Red were here back in July.  Hopefully they'll still show up every now and then.

 

There are others.  Some I would have sworn were on board within the last two or three years, but their last post was eight to ten years ago.  So much for my memory.

 

Of course, there are always those fictional regulars.  Anubis is useful when he's not busy fleecing the Priest of Set.  Those clowns really don't understand poker.  Giselle was around for a long time in the beginning, but she and I have sort of drifted apart.  Fick is becoming useful, since he's the figment of some Simian's imagination.  He certainly makes a good golem, even with the multiple personality disorder.  :)

 

OG

 

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17 hours ago, Old Guy said:

Fick is becoming useful, since he's the figment of some Simian's imagination.  He certainly makes a good golem, even with the multiple personality disorder. 

Ich do nicht hav multiple perzonality dizorder.  Ich am Tjerman!  Ve Tjermanz keep everyzhink in order zo zhere ist nicht ein dizorder. :D

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Fick, Fick.  You're playing a golem with multiple personalities.  And doing a good job of it.  Don't confuse fiction with reality.  Donnie has a terrible time figuring out what is real.  The bigger the boobs the more he believes they MUST be real.  We have to humor him because he has the only keys to the Babe Bunker.

 

Germans keep everything in order, eh, Fick.  So that's why, when order goes awry, they have so much trouble adapting to reality? 

 

In some ways, you're lucky.  If you were French you'd live in la-la land all the time.  If British, you'd spend all your days mooning over your lost empire.  If Russian you wouldn't believe in anything except vodka.

 

Americans, of course, being mongrel conglomerations of all types, are impossible to figure out.  We can't even do it.  That's why we're awash in therapists.

 

OG :wacko:

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I would wager that a few of those AWOL members do drop by on occasion, but don't chime in on the forums for fear of being pulled back in. 

 

Yeah, yeah ... that's it ... pulled back in :unsure:

 

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4 hours ago, The Dude said:

I would wager that a few of those AWOL members do drop by on occasion, but don't chime in on the forums for fear of being pulled back in. 

 

Yeah, yeah ... that's it ... pulled back in :unsure:

 

So what you are saying about them is???...

 

 

 

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Hrmmmfff--- not kwalifiet am I-- to be inkluded unt all  --- Zho only zhe Ami'z are mizzed- vhe vhill korrekt zhat very kwiekly mit zum blitz Blitzkreig klever maneuvrez....

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11 hours ago, Old Guy said:

Fick, Fick.  You're playing a golem with multiple personalities.  And doing a good job of it.  Don't confuse fiction with reality.  Donnie has a terrible time figuring out what is real.  The bigger the boobs the more he believes they MUST be real.  We have to humor him because he has the only keys to the Babe Bunker.

 

Germans keep everything in order, eh, Fick.  So that's why, when order goes awry, they have so much trouble adapting to reality? 

 

In some ways, you're lucky.  If you were French you'd live in la-la land all the time.  If British, you'd spend all your days mooning over your lost empire.  If Russian you wouldn't believe in anything except vodka.

 

Americans, of course, being mongrel conglomerations of all types, are impossible to figure out.  We can't even do it.  That's why we're awash in therapists.

 

OG :wacko:

 

Ich am vedy avare of mein gut fvortchune in beink Tjerman.  Und vhere ist zhis "Babe Bunker" all of vou zeem to know of?

 

1 hour ago, Edwin Rommel said:

Hrmmmfff--- not kwalifiet am I-- to be inkluded unt all  --- Zho only zhe Ami'z are mizzed- vhe vhill korrekt zhat very kwiekly mit zum blitz Blitzkreig klever maneuvrez....

 

ACHTUNG!  Zhe Fieldmarschall haz vreturnedt!  Ehhhh... by zhe vay Herr Fieldmarschall, vou are avare zhat zhe var ist ovfer und zhe Ami'z von ja?

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Herr Rommel, you were not added to the list because you do stop by every now and then. The others seem to have been cured of their mental illnesses and have been able to move on with their lives! :lol:

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I am alound, except when Itchie San shows up! He big pain in my ass!

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22 hours ago, Subaru said:

I am alound, except when Itchie San shows up! He big pain in my ass!

Itchie is a big pain in everyone's ass.

 

On 12/22/2017 at 6:32 AM, Edwin Rommel said:

Hrmmmfff--- not kwalifiet am I-- to be inkluded unt all  --- Zho only zhe Ami'z are mizzed- vhe vhill korrekt zhat very kwiekly mit zum blitz Blitzkreig klever maneuvrez....

Herr Rommel, you really need to drop in more often.  Perhaps you could get Herr Fink to straighten up and act like a human being.

 

22 hours ago, cobraj said:

anyone hear from Mane Raptor?

Nope.

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On 12/22/2017 at 7:52 AM, Subaru said:

I am alound, except when Itchie San shows up! He big pain in my ass!

 

Subalu, Itchie noie swingie that way! Geisha gilrs onry! Youie must speakie of Helr Fickie-buttpokesan! Youie both rimp wlist types! Lainbow coarition! Lainboy Frag! 

 

An Stanrie-san. Youie must be crose to Subalu and Helr Fickie-buttbokesan! Maybe youl hemmeloid rook rike Fickie face too! LOTFRMAO!!! :rofl:

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So the title of this thread is "Not enough characters".  I vote Citchie Rotchie as having the absolute least amount of (actually none whatsoever) character. <_<

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Hey y'all!  Just necro posting in 2019 and checking in at the same time. Me and LadyZ are doing fine, and we not too long ago heard from vonM who's also doing fine.

 

LZ and I were in fact just wondering what happened to Mane Raptor, among others (e.g., Gunny).  😁

 

Glad to see the forum is still alive and kicking!

 

Take care,

 

Z

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Great to see you stop in Zhukie! Glad you and LadyZ are doing well! Mane Raptor hasn't been by in a long, long time. Gunny pops in on occasion. The Dude, Gunny and others are playing Arma 3 online still. Rodger Bilko was by the first of the year. Rommel pops in once in awhile too. Schatten is still missing in action.

 

Here is an oldie but goodie...

 

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Didn't LadyZ make this poster? I can't remember for sure.

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Heya Zhukie,

 

Not a decade goes by I don't think of you and LadyZ ... well, maybe more often than that. lol.

 

I can report that Gunny is doing fine. In fact, we played multiplayer coop ArmA just last night, as we have done, every Friday night, for the past ... HOLY SHEEEEE-IT ... 18+ years!

 

As for Mane_Raptor, I have no intel, but I hope he is well and not only throwing back Rolling Thingmies whilst sitting on his bathroom crapper, but also simultaneously shooting the occasional varmint through the window of said bathroom ... whilst sitting on the crapper (his multi-tasking skills are legendary).

 

Aside from folding proteins, what are you doing for fun these days? Does it include combat sims? 😀

 

Is LZ still doing the flower/vegetable garden thing? Mrs. The Dude has taken over our dining room table with her plans for her spring planting and has already commandeered a portion of my workroom for her starter-seed bedding-out plant "grow op" as I call it---she's gonna hit the ground running this spring.

 

Here's a vintage emoji to celebrate your return :dancinguy:

 

 

 

 

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Zhukov!  Good to hear from you.  Even if you were a little late to the party.  This thread is over a year old.  :)

 

Hey!  I should have been on that 2001 wanted poster.  Some of my earliest stories were dated from then.  Maybe I showed up a little after the poster was done?  I assume the faces that are missing are those who have been apprehended by the authorities?  Or kidnapped by those thugs from the Star Chamber?

 

Holy crap!  Dude!  Lady Z hasn't shown up because we don't have a piano in the green vinyl lounge.  Heck.  Do we even have a green vinyl lounge? 

 

OG

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I think the Green Vinyl Seating Lounge might have gone under during the Great Recession.  Business was down and Itchie could no longer afford to keep it open and pay for his hospital burn ward bills.

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18 years! whew.. I am up in Raptor's neck of the woods in the summer sometimes.. I will have to hunt him down!

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17 hours ago, cobraj said:

18 years! whew.. I am up in Raptor's neck of the woods in the summer sometimes.. I will have to hunt him down!

With what, a giant butterfly net? :lol:

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