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Joke Thread 06-20-05


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There was a Queen Sized lady at the lake this weekend. Her bosoms were about to pop out of her bathing suit when a boat came by and knocked her under. She came back up and was knocked down again, and everyone noticed that her top was around her ankles.

She finally regained her footing, and as she was putting everything back into place, you could hear this little boy saying, "Ma'am, if you're trying to drown those puppies, I'll take the fat one with the brown nose."

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Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman: he went hunting as often as he could. The other was his friend: a peaceful nature loving fellow, who didn't really want to hurt anything.

They had been out in the woods for some time, when they picked up the tracks of a deer. They soon caught up with it, and when they saw it, it was obvious why it had been so easy to catch up to: it had a terrible infection over it's left eye, which it couldn't even see out of.

The hunter started to take aim with his shotgun, but his friend begged him to stop.

He said, "Can't you see that's a bad eye deer?"

:P

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