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Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks.

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

And knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end.

Will always be my very best friend.



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who

owns a liquor store and a boat.

This doesn't rhyme with anything and I don't give a care.

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