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Joke Thread (28 July 05)


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NEWS FLASH!...

This just in...Poland joins the alliance against terrorism!

Polish Marines stormed Bloomingdale's Department Store in New York yesterday after its intelligence agency reported that Bed Linen was on the fourth floor.

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A man walks into a coffee shop, and is given a huge mug which he takes to his table. But when he tries to drink it, he find that instead of coffee, the mug contains a pair of beige cotton trousers. So he goes to complain.

The counter staff are not very helpful, so after arguing with them for some time, he eventually gets them to call the shop manager. The manager is very indignant - "But it's exactly what you asked for", he says.

"No it isn't!" says the customer, "how can this possibly be what I ordered?"

"It's a cup o' chinos", says the manager.

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Dark Helmet, you have the best collection of bad puns ever. I love it. :)  :)

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Wiz, don't encourage the Helmet, it's worse than feeding trolls! Some of his puns are downright disgusting!

Boats, who has been without Comcast for a week...

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