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> TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA

> COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER.

>

>

> THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:

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> Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":

>

> He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for

> them.

>

> He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their

> weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.

>

> He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and

> city projects.

>

> Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for

> discrimination.

>

> He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order

> that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only

> let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.

>

> When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot

> it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.

>

> He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.

>

> When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton.

> If you don't like it, don't come back."

>

> He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into

> the jails.

>

> When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he

> replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the

> inmates were in his jails in the first place.

> More on the Arizona Sheriff:

>

> With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees

> just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates

> living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County

> Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued

> pink boxer shorts..

>

> On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on

> their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside

> the week before.

>

> Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their

> chests and dripped down to their pink socks.

>

> "It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has

> lived in the tents for 1 = years. "It's inhumane."

>

> Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago

> started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not

> one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates:

> "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and

> they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so

> shut your damned mouths!"

>

> Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be

> a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for

> their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only

> to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on

> taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for

> themselves.

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YES,YES,YES!! I'd vote for that guy in a second. Never forget that the Defense Attorneys of today were the Berkeley Radicals of the 60's!

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When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton.

> If you don't like it, don't come back."

HA! :lol:

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I figured I get a rise out of Canuck on that one :D Of course he's from Nova Scotia and we all know that Nova Scotians are just Newfies who got lost on the way to Toronto ;)

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My State of birth sounds like it has one squared away Sherriff!

That is actually the County I was born in...  :thumbsup:

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Two counties over from where I'm moving, hope his aura travels that far. :D

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