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Joke Thread (03 AUGUST 05)


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We were looking online the other day for a corner bookcase.

Turns out one of the "Furniture Made With Soybean" (my whole house is furnished with this stuff) places have an online catalog. On the site there were things like, "The Library Case," "The Standard Case," "The Modern Case," and "The Video Case."

Then I saw this one: "The Lawyer Case."

"Why do they call it 'The Lawyer Case'?" April asked.

I said, "If you look carefully, you'll notice how many of them are made just a little crooked . . . "

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Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad.

Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why??"

Sally, "Cause I just can't get a man."

Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods 'cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

Liz, "So, how's that gonna help you get a man."

Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."

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