Donster Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Gunny the Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and runs them down. They show him their papers (he thinks they are phony). Gunny tells them, "O.K. ya'll I have a test for you. I want you to use the words liver and cheese in a sentence." So, the first guy says, "I made a liver and cheese sandwich for lunch." Gunny says, "That was good, you can go. What about you boy?" he asks the second guy. He says, "Liver alone cheese mine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Here's another one for ya. On another day, Gunny spots a Mexican crossing under the fence. He nabs him, but decides to have a little fun. So he tells the man that he can stay in the U.S. if he can work the words "green", "pink", and "yellow" into one sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute, then responds: "The telephone goes "green, green", I pink it up and say "yellow"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 LMAO!!! Classics among agents but funny none-the-less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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