Bad Joke of the Day! 10-08-04

[Donster]

Two men were out hunting, and having no luck at all......suddenly a strange-looking bird flew over, and one fellow quickly took aim...his friend knocked the gun away as he fired, causing him to miss, and the bird flew away.

"What the hell was THAT for?" the disappointed hunter yelled....."Just because I saw it and you didn't...."

"No, no, that was a FooBird....if you shoot it, it'll crap on you, very unpleasant....and if you wash it off, EVER....you'll die!"

Well, the other man was still pissed, to say the least, and when he spotted another of the odd-looking birds, he fired away. The bird immediately turned over in mid-air and deposited the rankest of loads on ther hunter's head. He ran for a nearby pond, dove in, and rinsed the vile stuff off, then upon emerging onto the bank, fell over dead.

The moral?

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If the Foo shits, wear it.

[Stans]

Birdie, birdie, en zhe schky,

Dropped zome vhitevash en mein eye.

Ich am glad kowz don't fly!

[Edwin Rommel]

[Gunny]

LOL