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Joke Thread (16 AUGUST 05)


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A Texas rancher and his wife were bickering while vacationing in France.

They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.

When the waiter arrived the rancher said:-

"I'll have a big, thick porterhouse steak."

The waiter replied:-

"Monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?"

To which the rancher replied, "She'll have a salad."


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