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I really like quotes and wanted to see what some of yawls were. Here are a few of mine.

With such a comrade, such a friend, I fain would walk till journey’s end. Through summer sunshine, winter rain, and then? -- farewell, we shall meet again. -- Henry van Dyke

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Albert Einstein

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

Charlie Brown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. – John Churton Collins, 1848-1908

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.

Malcolm X

You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.

Malcolm X

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"My God can beat up your God" - Anonymous

"Yeeeeheeeee!" - Howard Dean

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun." - Also Anonymous

"Hold my beer and watch this..." - Buster

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Quotes? I like 'em. Even make 'em up sometimes.

Most of you have seen these before.

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Flt Sgt Charlie Cobb on:

Decision Making – On or off , love, on or off. Knickers at your knees don’t do either of us no bloody good.

Situational awareness – Know where yer officers is, lads. It’s a bloody good job to stay out of their line of fire.

Attacking escorts – Yer a bloody Flt Sgt! Leave the escorts to the officers and the Spitfires.

Attacking bombers – Shoot down the cripples. Try not to shoot down yer officers, even if they is bloody cripples.

Yer Hurricane – Treat her like yer sweetheart, mate. No . . treat her better than that.

Rules of Combat – There ain’t no bleedin’ rules. Sneak up on ‘em and use long bursts.

Dog-fighting – It’s natural fer dogs.

Tactics – Stay high, stay fast. If yer bleedin’ Merlin burns up, they’ll make a new one.

Yer wingman – Watch his butt, he’ll watch yers. Just don’t do it in the mess.

Guns – Stand the armorer to a pint. Introduce him to yer sister. You’ll need them bleedin’ guns. Ain’t got a sister? You poor bastard!

Mechanics – Hand ‘em their bleedin’ wrenches. Buy ‘em pints. Introduce ‘em to your other sister. Your sisters love you, don’t they?

The Almighty – God’s busy. Trust yer Brownings and Rolls Royce.

Tactics – When in doubt – run fer it.

The radio – Stay off the bleedin’ radio. I might need it to call fer help.

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Jesus said to them, 'Who do you say that I am?'

They replied, 'You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the kerygma of which we find the ultimate meaning in our interpersonal relationships.'

And Jesus said, '...What?'

100,000 lemmings can't all be wrong.

To do is to be. -Rousseau

To be is to do. -Sartre

Dobedobedo. -Sinatra

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"Stupid is as stupid does." - Forest Gump, Forest Gump.

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get." - Forest Gump, Forest Gump.

"I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!" - General Beringer, Wargames.

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Jesus said to them, 'Who do you say that I am?'

They replied, 'You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the kerygma of which we find the ultimate meaning in our interpersonal relationships.'

And Jesus said, '...What?'

That's great Stag, had to look some of them words up.

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